FAQ

OK In the spirit of the wonderful world of crapsurfer.com revival. We are offering the super sexy new CrapSurfer T-Shirt!

Those of you who already own a CrapSurfer T-Shirt will already know the head turning, conversation starting capabilities that this unique and rare T-Shirt possesses. But for those of you who have never had the experience before, we thought we would help you out with a little Crapsurfer Q&A

Q. Will my CrapSurfer T-Shirt improve my surfing?

A. No it won’t but by wearing your CrapSurfer T-Shirt before and after your session, you will be clearly stating to all people in your vicinity that you are very comfortable with yourself and care very little for perceived concepts of status. Thus whatever you do in the water will be fine.

Q. Will my CrapSurfer T-Shirt help my sex life?

A. It could well do. By wearing a CrapSurfer T-Shirt you will be publicly stating your deep reservoir of self-deprecating humour and innate self-confidence. You might well find people of the opposite/same sex asking you about CrapSurfer. The rest (young Jedi) is up to you.

Q. What do I do if someone makes fun of my CrapSurfer T-Shirt?

A. This usually means one of a few things. A ‘cry for help’, a chat up line, or a lack of basic intelligence... The person could also be a living God just testing your vibe, so:  be gentle and allow the CST to carry on doing the talking and try to see the persons inner CrapSurfer. NB. If the person is: drunk and/or looks violent. Don’t go there.

Q. Will my CrapSurfer T-Shirt improve my chances of becoming wealthy?

A Hey dude! You all ready are wealthy. Just by understanding the CrapSurfer concept you are one step ahead of the pack. Just add: Meditation and Chi Kung and the Bentley will follow, if that is what you really want.

Q. Will my CST help my spiritual development?

A. See previous Q

Q. Will my CrapSurfer T-Shirt make me a better person?

A. ATTENTION! PUT DOWN THE GUN AND MOVE AWAY FROM THE DOLPHIN!